Me, I like their gaudy clothes and I don't think they're all that snooty.
They tell me stories of places I'll never visit. I get to hear some new jokes. Ha ha! They drink lots of my beer and wine and don't complain about prices like the locals do. Yes, I like these new Germans.
Oh, my back! What? I feel it right there. You, too? You should go see my doctor Sosipater.