Brucco VI

© Aaron Watson

In fact, the only person who has let me down recently was my pal Tongilianus, and he's a local boy like me.

He's a good cobbler – made me these nice shoes – but frankly he's a bit rubbish when it comes to carpentry. He was helping me build the bar in our new annexe and he did a shoddy job. Left one nail partly sticking out.